What a coincidence! Right after I published today’s post, I went to Mark McVeigh’s new blog, as is a habit of mine everyday. Yes, you guessed it right — he is a literary agent.
And what do I see? He’s asking his followers to get ten other people to follow his blog, and then he’ll give them (the original follower) a free phone chat! Mark has a great track record as an editor at several big publishing houses and has opened his own agency last year.
As my friends, could you please go to: Mark McVeigh’s blog, become a follower and leave a comment, referring to my blog by name? If you are a writer yourself, you should check him out as a prospective agent for your manuscript! Go on now, why are you still loitering here?
Okay, now that you’re back after leaving a comment (thank you!) on McVeigh’s blog, do read on… (You can tell that I’m very good at leaving subtle hints, can’t you?) :)
The words ‘literary agent’ can cause heart-racing excitement and at the same time induce a paralyzing dread in a writer’s heart. If you’d like to know more about the role a literary agent plays in a book’s (and hence, a writer’s) life, please visit: AgentQuery.
This is, obviously, a humorous take on the lengths to which writers go in order to thoroughly research the agents that they want to pursue, when their manuscript is ready for representation.
You are stalking a literary agent, if:
10. You have learnt by heart the whole anthology of poems that she likes.
9. You know her childhood nickname.
8. You know her college GPA.
7. You keep intercepting the pizza delivery guy, so you could deliver the pizza to her office.
6. You have, at the tip of your tongue, a roster of all the conferences the agent is going to attend in the next few months, and the topics she’s going to be speaking at each of those.
5. You know what her middle initial stands for, when the only place it has ever been written out is the agent’s birth certificate.
4. You exactly know which pair of shoes she prefers to match to which of her outfits.
3. You name your newborn baby-boy after her.
2. You have an altar for her in your house.
1. You can write a factual biography of the agent without having to use her as a resource.